Of all God’s creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.
– Mark Twain Notebook, 1894
Just what I was saying to the Can Opener only last night.
–Captain Cat
(transcribed by the Can Opener)
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The Cruising Kitty 